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Waiting Demotivational Poster


HEY - Wanna make out?

WAITING - It's the hardest thing

TAGS: waiting
Rating: 4.64/5

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mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:51 am
i think the hardest thing is to truley please a girl
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:03 pm
Derailing is inevitable...
Reality Lord - October 25, 2011, 5:33 pm

nah...the hardest thing should be rounding the bend at about 100 mph.
maoworks2 - October 25, 2011, 9:04 am
all my life I've waited it has't come around the corner yet
maoworks2 - October 25, 2011, 9:03 am
all my life I've waited it has't come around the corner yet
btrinko - October 25, 2011, 8:43 am
ore like waiting for it to run me over
5150monkeylove - October 25, 2011, 4:23 am
You're waiting for a train. A train that'll take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you. But you can't know for sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Now, tell me why?


TAGS: marriage waiting game mariand
Rating: 4.26/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 17, 2012, 8:44 am
Could be a long wait, they both look stubborn and are probably Capricorns (astrologically speaking).
holymoly - March 16, 2012, 7:14 pm
at that point I'd volunteer for death
carebear - March 16, 2012, 7:10 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Verdeckt - March 16, 2012, 6:57 pm
5core is over 4, think the majority are not 'offended'
lgvernon - March 16, 2012, 6:52 pm

This is magnificent!~
mariand - March 16, 2012, 6:34 pm
Question for MODs: can you delete this poster at my request?... because I see that someone's intelligence is offended by it...


TAGS: waiting for the one
Rating: 5/5

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djrcreative - February 7, 2012, 12:30 am
At first I thought this was LiquidAngel, until I saw the Creator. I must say, I like it better. :o
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 3:22 pm
don't cry there's still m5ster baiting :)


TAGS: so tired of waiting
Rating: 4.64/5

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Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:18 pm

it WAS my disney trip. beauty spacedog....5L
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 3:49 pm
Ha Haaaa!!! 5er
Airman - October 1, 2010, 3:44 pm
sounds like our Disneyland trip.. nice one Space


TAGS: waiting for them is fine
Rating: 4.13/5

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lgvernon - May 27, 2012, 5:49 pm

That's certainly true, Bull. (grin)
Bull - May 27, 2012, 4:45 pm
Lol, 5 burning buildings! Ya know, if that was a pic of a bunch of half naked women it would probably get get 5L across the board. For Shame, gentlemen, for shame ...
lgvernon - May 27, 2012, 3:57 pm

16 good things...
MissPriss - May 27, 2012, 1:12 pm
drool....thanks for the 1st good thing of my morning!

WAITING FOR SOMEONE YOU LOVE IS LIKE - Standing in the cold, time is slow and you start to go numb, but as soon as you are wrapped in warmth, the past is forgotten and you can't fathom a better feeling.

TAGS: standing in the cold waiting
Rating: 5/5

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HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 3:17 pm
Lol, look at some of my earlier ones. I came here following a divorce but I met actually ended up meeting someone online, actually he brought me here to help make it my outlet. :)
steve1961 - September 23, 2012, 1:34 pm
No disrespect intended...quite the opposite in fact :) I was just going by the forum post which said Moti seedling with 6 posts. Just a question...for someone who has been around for so long-how come she's not a hate-filled and bitter specimen like me?
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 11:33 am
Thus the profundity. It’s good to be so in touch with yerself. Cheers
HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 11:23 am
@Gary.. I've been waiting for someone I love. 39 more days...
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 10:32 am
Hallie, where ya been? 5L
M0rd3kaI - September 23, 2012, 8:12 am
Stevie-kins... She's been around here longer than you have... not a first timer by a long shot... just sayin'... 5L Hallie
rerun - September 23, 2012, 1:37 am

Yrs, please post to twist, excellent
steve1961 - September 23, 2012, 1:12 am
Well done for a first timer. You may want to submit to Motitwist because you're apt to melt my ice-encrusted heart with such warmy-warmy posters...and I have an allergic reaction to pleasantries...it makes me want to hurt penguins...5L though...good job.


TAGS: patience waiting calendar
Rating: 4.58/5

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mariand - June 16, 2012, 11:33 am
hahaha, I know what you mean


TAGS: the one that got away oj simpson hell is waiting
Rating: 4.18/5

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hootizz - February 27, 2011, 2:49 pm
As they say.., 'what goes around.., comes around'...!!

WEIRD - I've never seen an actual mcdonalds being built They just APPEAR

TAGS: fat chicks waiting mcdonalds funny
Rating: 3.78/5

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ICEMAN - September 4, 2011, 1:43 am
I build them all the time.

Time Relativity -

TAGS: men women waiting husbands wives
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 8, 2014, 11:27 am
Yeah! Isn't that the truth. Sometimes, minutes could 'magically' turn into seconds depending on the situation that one has found himself in. Lol... But seriously...
CloudchaserS - January 8, 2014, 5:57 am
Meanwhile, is she says you have 5 minutes, you had better not go past 5 minutes!



TAGS: carrying firearms vs waiting for police
Rating: 3.67/5

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G4briel - March 25, 2010, 3:10 pm
To serve and give head... I'm calling the 911 right now!
LogicDude - December 29, 2009, 8:58 am
Remember: When seconds count, the Police are only minutes away!


Wait Here -

TAGS: waiting in line privacy
Rating: 4.83/5

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Oldsod - April 24, 2014, 7:29 pm
Aye, me hearties...a dram of grog, and we'll scrape t' barnacles from ye pegleg in no time!
Oldsod - April 24, 2014, 7:29 pm
Aye, me hearties...a dram of grog, and we'll scrape t' barnacles from ye pegleg in no time!
steve1961 - April 24, 2014, 11:59 am
Avast, Matey...I always respect others' piracy...Arrr.


TAGS: waiting for answer kirk star trek military orders
Rating: 3.65/5

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Father Zen - November 23, 2009, 6:56 pm
To prove that I am that much of a geek, . . . General Order 12 covers approaching a vehicle when communications have not been established. For Direct Order 102, look at the 101 ways book Kirk is holding.
Zed - November 11, 2009, 5:10 pm
Well, it's been over a decade since I've seen this one, but it's something about "no uncoded messages over compromised frequencies" or something.
boeweizer - November 11, 2009, 5:15 am
ok im srry i follow starwars so i wouldn't know what direct order 102 is. what is it?
Woodywood03a - September 29, 2009, 1:07 am
You are funny but sick. You are smart but dumb. Do you know Direct order 102?


CUBBY'S BEDROOM - The waiting list is growing !!

TAGS: cubby bedroom waiting list growing fans panda slut
Rating: 1.8/5

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Player_Meyer - October 21, 2009, 8:37 am
As long as he likes my sloppy seconds...

TABLE MANNERS - They are a damn side better than yours!

AIDS TESTS - The smug are always virgins.


HUNGRY - For delicious Trumpeter Swan.

TAGS: just waiting for it to be legalized
Rating: 3.06/5

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rerun - June 16, 2012, 9:55 am

welcome to the site, now bidding you a goodbye
GaryO - June 16, 2012, 9:24 am
My my my, seems it took you awhile to come up with such a richly profound comment. You must be so proud. There are other sights like this. You should go there, share.
zzzz - June 16, 2012, 8:47 am
Mooo no your just a sad arsewipe 4 a lame comment & a dumb ass for believing in hell
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 1:36 pm
Damn! That bitch is Fat!...(I'm going to hell)


TAGS: just vote already jerkoff what are you waiting for a handjob
Rating: 2.9/5

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Sean - August 31, 2009, 4:57 pm
You can find the original by googling motivational poster basketball. It's entitled OPPORTUNITY.
Sean - August 31, 2009, 4:56 pm
So I made it less dumb (how do you miss a shot unless you take it?) and added the donkey ball reference.
Sean - August 31, 2009, 4:55 pm
Actually this one is based on one I saw months ago on the wall of a club in my squash leagure. I did it from memory but I just found it now using google (didn't think to do that before). It reads: "You will always miss 100% of the shots you don't take."
CANADA - August 31, 2009, 8:52 am
well, if you didn't add the donkey part it would be a normal poster ive seen almost word for word
Sean - August 30, 2009, 3:43 pm
I went too far with "donkey balls" didn't I? (he says, oblivious to the forces of vicious wit said comment will surely summon from their dark, wood panel ensconced lairs)


TAGS: waiting for wood
Rating: 2.58/5

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R.S.V.P. -

Florida -

TAGS: elderly florida god waiting room
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 6, 2013, 12:07 am
Sad thing? I understood it just fine!
spacedog - July 5, 2013, 8:14 pm
What the heck did I type last night? (*they hope, and *It could, yeesh.) Still deserves 5 hockey sticks.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 1:44 am
Bahaha...thanks dawg!
spacedog - July 4, 2013, 8:34 pm
HA! The hope at any rate. T could be they're getting acclimated for HEdoublehockeysticks. 5L

Telling Time -

TAGS: doors bathroom time waiting urgent
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - May 22, 2014, 12:38 pm

They're all wearing tacky clothing and cheap shoes.
MissPriss - May 19, 2014, 12:46 am
How can you tell? I don't see their hubbies anywhere in the pic?
lgvernon - May 18, 2014, 7:29 pm

I think these women may have crabs.

It's Okay Not To Ask -

CASEY ANTHONY - She has sworn to find her child's killer . . . . . . We're waiting. Perhaps start with a reflective surface.

TAGS: casey anthony we re waiting
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 11:28 pm
I was surprised when she was found not guilty. My first thought was, "Johnny Cochrane? Have you possessed other attorneys?"
rerun - April 17, 2013, 8:58 pm

She is having trouble getting help, OJ Simpson won't return her calls.


HE ASKED - Me For A Sandwich... Still... He Waits...


TAGS: waiting watching
Rating: 4.5/5

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pieman - May 2, 2010, 1:31 pm
You must always carry aluminum foil in the shread. McGuyver will thank you later.
rerun - May 2, 2010, 10:20 am

fantastic, I woke up this morning in a similar place....damn the luck at the casino.
Cubbybear - May 2, 2010, 3:13 am
Put him in the basement and let the girls have their way...we have work to do Aggy.
Sean - May 2, 2010, 2:45 am
Or so you claim in your sworn deposition, yet I don't see any boxes or bags of elbow macaroni, or reams of construction paper in THIS PHOTOGRAPH! Doooo yoooou? Hmmmm!???
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 2:31 am
I just make macaroni pictures with birds and flowers... and the sun... a happy place.
Sean - May 2, 2010, 2:22 am
pictures of iconic figures in the civil rights movement in the sixties (Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, etc.), or various tools I could use to break the hell outta that shed. And maybe a loaded handgun, to boot.
Sean - May 2, 2010, 2:20 am
I always hate it when this happens. Though sometimes, when I'm not trying to break my way outta yet another shed, I try to imagine what kinda things I'd like to see hanging there at a time like this. And it always comes down to a coin toss between ...

FOR YOU ...I WILL WAIT FOREVER - My hairspray unfortunately gives you about a half hour before everything falls apart.

TAGS: forever love hairspray waiting
Rating: 4.43/5

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lgvernon - May 6, 2012, 10:29 pm

And the shoes mean I won't be able to walk tomorrow at all.

THE MODS IN HELL - are also tracking your submissions Yes, you'll be seeing them again

TAGS: hell is waiting
Rating: 3.94/5

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agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 9:58 pm
Hey, that's my job...
rerun - February 20, 2010, 9:06 pm

Nice gil, a final exam

Uncertainty -

Patience -

TAGS: demons doubts depression waiting quiche
Rating: 5/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 12:15 pm
"Geez! I have your car towed & all you have for me is light-beer?"
Silverheart - January 28, 2016, 5:16 am

Hmmm.... we could always bake him into a nice quiche.
Greeny - January 27, 2016, 8:55 pm
wonderfully depressing Space

Manifesto -

TAGS: awaiting paw operated can openers
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 22, 2016, 12:47 am
Annihilate. Decimate means to kill one in ten.

Waiting -

TAGS: motifake poster waiting approve
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 10, 2015, 4:19 pm
oopsy, I missed it too....my 5 goes here
JesusWept - May 10, 2015, 4:12 pm
Thanks a lot, guys :))
Reality Lord - May 10, 2015, 11:30 am

LOL5...how did i mi55 thi5
concern3 - May 9, 2015, 4:39 am
A 5er, Thats me five up, third guy in
mizzdizz - May 8, 2015, 10:55 pm
Yup! GUILTY! I check on my babies anytime I get online, until they hit the screen, even if I'm just doing a weather check! LOL! 5L!

She blinded me with science -

TAGS: and im still waiting for my jetpack robot and raygun at least give me a hoverboard
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - July 5, 2017, 9:46 am

But can you call Scotty to beam you up? No, really, can you?
mizzdizz - July 2, 2017, 4:55 am
My communicator is MUCH cooler than Capt. Kirk's!!!! ^!

Good God, Man! -

Ride At Your Own Risk -

Ring Doorbell -

waiting -